Annie the Imaginary Lawyer

Annie the Imaginary Lawyer
in her office down the corner
she's a-callin Mr. What, Mr. Which, Mr. Who

Annie the Imaginary Lawyer
brokering the important merger
for the firm of Bait Switch Turn
and you

Annie The Imaginary Lawyer
not the latter or the former
but she knows just what she thinks we should do
Annie the imaginary lawyer
pardon me while I take a call from
Mr. What, Mr. Which or Mr. Who
Fuck you


Fuck You, go shopping
you're about as interesting as my rents
fuck me for listening
I'm gonna to be so... supposed to be so
fuck you, go shopping
I just spent all of my rent
Fuck you, are you listening?

Annie the Imaginary Lawyer
in her office down the corner
she's a-callin Mr. What, Mr. Which, Mr. Who

Annie the Imaginary Lawyer
brokering the important merger
for the firm of Bait Switch Turn
and you

Fuck You, go shopping
you're about as interesting as my rents
fuck me for listening
I'm supposed to be so... supposed to be so
fuck you, go shopping
I just spent all of my rent
Fuck you, are you listening?

Annie the Imaginary Lawyer
in her office down the corner
she's a-callin Mr. What, Mr. Which, Mr. Who

the Imaginary Lawyer
brokering the important merger
for the firm of Bait Switch Turn
and you

Annie The Imaginary Lawyer
not the latter or the former
but she knows just what she thinks we should do
Annie the imaginary lawyer
pardon me while I take a call from
Mr. What, Mr. Which or Mr. Who
I don't work for you

Fuck You, go shopping
you're about as interesting as my rents
fuck me for listening
I'm supposed to be so... supposed to be so
fuck you, go shopping
I just spent all of my rent
Fuck you, are you listening?

Imaginary Annie, Imagine Annie..
(Invisible Esquire, Invisible...)