Agency Man

Sell us a president, agency man
Smiling Big Brother, stern father perhaps
Sell us a president, agency man
A gay smiling nothing we know never craps
(Craps)

Let's try California
(Pay us first before we do it)
We'll get a smiling Nazi
And march him right on through it

Rent a baby, kiss a baby
Ladies in for tea
And here's a bunch of speeches
We'll toss them in for free

Sell us a president, agency man
Smiling Big Brother, stern father perhaps
Sell us a president, agency man
A gay smiling nothing we know never craps

We'll sell him in the movies
On the tube throughout the year
We'll sell him by the buckets
To the Okies drinking beer

We'll teach him how to walk and talk
We'll putty up his chin
We'll print his picture everywhere
Of course the schmuck will win

From the heart of old Death Valley
To the ruling of our land
A simple trick, you simple pigs
Just the way we planned