Arthur

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Arthur loves his wife and children
Arthur takes lunch everyday
Arthur likes it at the local
Likes his pint at end of day

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Problems beckon 'round the corner
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She's already had one owner

Arthur talks to sexy Freda
Takes her milk there everyday
Freda's telling hungry Arthur
Of the debt she'd like to pay
But she hasn't got the money
Arthur coughs to clear the air
Asks him in and calls him honey
Up they toddle up the stairs

Hey!
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Problems beckon 'round the corner
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She'd already had one owner

Arthur hates his wife and children
Makes his own lunch everyday
Likes it down at sexy Freda
Freda takes a pint a day

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Problems beckon 'round the corner
A-A-A-A-A-A-Arthur
She'd already had one owner

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Problems beckon 'round the corner
A-A-A-A-A-A-Arthur
She'd already had one owner

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Problems beckon 'round the corner
A-A-A-A-A-A-Arthur
She'd already had one owner

Hey
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Problems beckon 'round the corner
A-A-A-A-A-A-Arthur
She'd already had one owner

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Problems beckon 'round the corner yeah
A-A-A-A-A-A-Arthur
She'd already had one owner