Ban the Tube Top

You're 17, evil and mean
Comfy and cozy, nowhere scene
You can't deny the loser inside
All of your bad taste won't subside

You're outta sight, you keep me up at night
You dress funny strapless and skin tight
You're outta sight, you keep me up at night
You make me crazy, you wear it out of spite
Ban the tube top tonight

You're magical mystery girl
Tick tock, you don't stop rockin' my world
You give high fives to all the guys
You let me know that I'm alive

You're outta sight, you keep me up at night
You dress funny strapless and skin tight
You're outta sight, you keep me up at night
You make me crazy, you wear it out of spite
Ban the tube top

There's a party that we're not invited to
But I don't care, because I hate everyone in school
I ignore all the girls but you, oh yeah
Hey! hey! hey! hey!

Beautiful girl, ugly shirt
You are a fashion red alert
But I can't resist, you've never been kissed
I've never been in love like this

You're outta sight, you keep me up at night
You dress funny strapless and skin tight
You're outta sight, you keep me up at night
You make me crazy, you wear it out of spite

You're outta sight, you keep me up at night
You dress funny strapless and skin tight
You're outta sight, you keep me up at night
You make me crazy, you wear it out of spite
Ban the tube top
Ban the tube top
Ban the tube top tonight
Tonight!
Oh yeah!
Oh!

Words spoken:
'I'm sorry I went to Mars for a second, but I'm back now and I've got T-Shirts for everyone!'