A Fond Adieu

Shh! You guys are distracting me!
From my witty banter.
Thank you. It's finally that time, Aaron.
Finally. We all kicked your ass.
That's right. Especially Matt Wong.
Anyway, ladies and gentlemen...
We have reached the end of the show.
'Tis true. Yea, don't pretend like you're sad.
You can stop taking our abuse now.
Go home. And cry about it.
(laughter)
Yeah... She's upset.
Um... Before we go I wanna thank the opening bands for playing.
Whoever they were. I don't really care. But give 'em a hand.
But mostly give us a hand because we were so awesome and we totally kicked your asses.
Give Scott a hand for kicking your ass.
Yay!
Give Little Johnny Christmas a hand for kicking your ass!
Ya-yah!
Give Danny Regan a big hand, for just, mercilessly, pounding your bottom!
Ooh, that sounds dirty...
YES!
Give it to The Rabbit, on the drums, for just beating your ass, for like, three hours!
And give it up for Matt Wong, for ever so gently, pulverizing your buttocks.
Thank you very much, Aaron Barrett!
And give it up to me...
Just cause I say so! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
High ho silver.
Anyway, we're gonna go now, and we're gonna play you one more song.
And uh... It's gonna be awesome, it's gonna kick ass and...
Y'know, how could it not?
It's gonna be a lot of, lot of, lot of, lot of, lot of fun.
And now we bid you a fond adieu!
What?
Adieu.
Oh, uh, I do, too.