Aggro Crag
Old Fashioned Oyster Crackers
Guts!
There was a punk show on a Saturday night,
Up on stage, he was feelin' alright,
Behind the band, with the sticks in his hands,
On the drums, he was feelin' grand.
At the after party at Big Brown's house,
Jeff was out, layin' on the couch.
There was this lonely beast of a girl,
She came over, and rocked his world.
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
No one knows what happened next,
When we found him next morning, Jeff was undressed.
Groggy eyes, drool on his chin,
Might've been the furthest he's ever been
When we asked him, he said he'd no idea,
They must've went outside and then they... (We dunno, but...)
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
(Instrumental)
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag
Jeff survived the Aggro Crag