Close Escape

That was a close escape
Have to get a new hobby to relate
Something less conspicuous
Won't take up too much time

Something less energetic
For what I've got in mind
I won't be too persistant
'Cause I'm not that way inclined

C, that's the one for me
Look under "Collins" see if she's free
Sweaty fingers find 5p
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"Hello Miss Collins you'll not know me
I'm in the undies buisness, see?
Please please can you tell me the size
How far from the knee?"

Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin
I'll take another name I might have a win
Got 2 more coins? I hope no one’s listening in

D, that's the one for me
Look under "Dickens" CFG
See if she'll speak to me
Hand's getring shaky, eye's can't see

Having trouble find 5p
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"Hello Miss Dickens you'll not know me
I'm in the undies buisness, see?"

Feel more relaxed now, here we go again
Oi no peeping, someone must take me in
Oh dear dear, me luck is running thin

So please, please, can you tell me
The textured feel, feel good to me
In the naked nude
Try to grin and bear with me
Please don't think me rude
I only hear, don't want to see
Ha ha ha ha ha

E, that's the one for me
That was quick, too quick for me
Of that I can see
What's your name Mildred, well, bugger me

Sugar in milk in me tea
No I couldn't, well I'll see
What's your hobby? Just the same as me
See you soon for tea

I'll give it one last chance, I think you'll all agree
I'm getting no game here, I'm on my last 5p
I'll flicker through the pages, nothing interests me
I'll ring another number, make sure it's a C
Here we go again, I'll give it 3rd degree
No hards below, yes, I'm sure you'll all agree
I'll take another name I might have a win