Knock 'Em Out

Alright so this is a song about anyone
It could be anyone

You're doin' your own thing
And someone comes outta the blue
They're like "alright what you sayin? can I take your digits?"
And you're like "No not in a million years"
"You're nasty please leave me alone"

Cut to the pub on a lads night out
Man at the bar cos it was his shout
Clocks this bird as she looked okay
She caught him looking and walked his way
"Alright, darling? You gonna buy us a drink then?"
"Uh, no, but I was thinking about buying one for your friend"
She's got no taste, hand on his waist
Tries to pull away, but her lips on his face
"If you insist, I'll have a white wine spritzer"
"Sorry love, but you aint a pretty picture"

You can't knock 'em out
You can't walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
"Just get out my face!" "Just leave me alone!"
"And no, you can't have my number, cos I lost my phone"

"Oh yeh actually I'm pregnant
Yeh I'm havin a baby in like 6 months so no yeh yeh"

I recognise this guy's way of thinking
As he walks over her face starts sinking
She's like, "Oh, here we go..."
It's a routine check-up, she already knows
She's thinking, "They're all the same"
"Yeah, you alright baby? You look alright, still? Yeah, what's your name?"
She looks in her bag, takes out a fag
Tries to get away from a guy on the blag
Can't find a light, "Here use mine"
"See, the thing is I just don't have the time"

You can't knock 'em out
You can't walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
"Just get out my face!" "Just leave me alone!"
"And no, you can't have my number, cos I lost my phone"

Go away now, let me go
Are you stupid or just a little slow
Go away now, I've made myself clear

Nah its not gonna happen!
Not in a million years

You can't knock 'em out
You can't walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
"Just get out my face!" "Just leave me alone!"
"And no, you can't have my number, cos I lost my phone"

You can't knock 'em out
You can't walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
"Just get out my face!" "Just leave me alone!"
"And no, you can't have my number, cos I lost my phone"

I gotta go my house is on fire!
I got herpes!
I got syphillis!
aids, aids, aids I got aids!
I forgot my vagisil!