Fool

I'm adequately exceptional
I'm graduately proffesional
At being mentally deficient

I'm as shrewd as a sap
With an astute mental gap
Occasionally i can be consistant

I'm a fool, I'm a flop, I'm a failure
But you should never judge a book by its colour
'cause there's a heart that beats inside of me

I'm an educational intellect
quite exceptional in fact, perfect
at being the remedial class brimless dunce

I'm a success, at losing
I'm obvious when confusing
I'm always asked for my opinion, once

So i'm a fool, I'm a flop, I'm a failure
But you should never judge a book by its cover
'cause there's a heart that beats inside of me

I'm a popular hit with the in-crowd
a regular wit to be with and loud
I'm a busy active unsociable recluse

I'm an irresistable reject
With a forbidible defect
sexually i'm a celibate, not in use

I'm a fool, I'm a flop, I'm a failure
But you should never judge a book by its cover
'cause there's a heart that beats inside of me,
a heart that beats inside of me,
a heart, that beats inside of.....me