Fake Mexican Tourist Blues

Hey, mister
Would you like my sister
Her name is Juanita
I think you'd like to meet her
She's a little bit risky
Drinking always whiskey
But she's really a tiger (rr-rr)
Take you right inside her
Ay-ay-ay-ay

Hey Juanita you take care of
Ho ho
Take care of Carlita Juanita
E amor

Hey, mister (ay-ay-ay)
Got another sister
Her name is Dolores
She likes pretty colores
She's silly
Eating always chili
But she's very sexy
Take her home in a taxi
Ay-ay-ay-ay

Hey Dolores you take care of
Ho ho
Take care of Carlita Dolores
E amor

Hey Juanita
Juanita banana
Hey Juanita
Juanita banana

Hey Juanita
Would you hold my banana
I'd like it now
I don't mean mañana
Ay-ay-ay-ay

Hey Juanita you take care of
Ho ho
Take care of Carlita Juanita
E amor

Hey brother
What about my mother
She's only just forty
She's especially naughty
She knows a lot a tricks
More than the younger chicks
And if you don't like my mother
I got a very nice brother
Ay-ay-ay-ay

Hey Maria you take care of
Ho ho
Take care of Carlita Maria
E amor

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