I Predict a Riot

Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
It's not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never have happened to Smeaton
An old Leodensian

Laahaahaa lalalalalala
Ahaahaa-hahaa lalalalalalaa

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

I tried to get to my taxi
The man in a tracksuit attacks me
He said that he saw it before me
And wants to get things a bit gory
Girls scrabble round with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen
they're not very sensible

Laahaahaa lalalalalala
Ahaahaa-hahaa lalalalalalaa

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there

Laahaahaahaa aahaahaa aahaahaa aahaahaa

Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
It's not very sensible

Laahaahaa lalalalalala
Ahaahaa-hahaa lalalalalalaa

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there

I predict a riot, I predict a riot
I predict a riot, I predict a riot