Still Alive

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
"Huge success"

It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction

Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because we can

For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere
Right now

Even though you broke my heart
And killed me

And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into
A fire

As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time
And I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I'd prefer
To stay inside

Maybe you'll find someone else
To help you

Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke
Ha ha, fat chance

Anyway, this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist

Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are still alive

And believe me, I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
While you're dying, I'll be still alive
And when you're dead, I'll be still alive
Still alive
Still alive