Zanz Kant Danz

(Note: This song was re-relased as Vanz Can't Dance after a law-suit from his ex-record producer, Last name of Zantz)

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Zanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (X 4)

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Out in the street a crowd is gatherin'
Pushed down by the heat of the building, they're wantin' to Dance
Makin' their way up the street, a boy with a pig and a radio
Little Billy can work on the crowd, put 'em into a trance
For the little pig Zanz

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You're watchin' 'em dance, not a care in the world
So Billy and Zanz get busy, they're makin' their move
The little pig knows what to do, he's silent and quick, just
Like Oliver Twist
Before it's over, your pocket is clean
A four-legged thief paid a visit on you

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