Big Dipper

The mist rolls off the beaches: the train rolls into the station
Weekend happiness seekers --- pent-up saturation
Well, we don't mean anyone any harm, we weren't on the Glasgow train
See you at the Pleasure Beach: roller-coasting heroes

Big Dipper riding --- we'll give the local lads a hiding
If they keep us from the ladies
Hanging out in the penny arcades
Shaking up the Tower Ballroom
Throwing up in the bathroom
Landlady's in the backroom ---
I'm the Big Dipper --- it's the weekend rage

Rich widowed landlady give me your spare front door key
If you're 39 or over, I'll make love to you next Thursday ---
I may stay over for a week or two drop a postcard to my mum
I'll see you at the waltzer --- we'll go big-dipping daily