The Musical

Where the f**k did my car go?!
Relax! Relax!
I just saved 50% on my baby ostrich
You are so f**king stupid
How the f**k is that supposed to help me?!
At least I didn't lose my car
And I still have my baby ostrich

These f**king tacos were a bad idea
I'm never eating at that buffet again
I wasn't supposed to give birth like this
My shits coming out where i should be taking a piss

I always knew you had my pen
I don't have your pen?
Nabil I'm getting very angry
If ou don't give it back I'll start to cry
If I had your pen I'd stick it in your eye
You have to give it back it means a lot to me
Geez give me a second I have to go pee
What's more important that or this?!
Dude chill out I have to take a piss
Back off!
Jinx! You owe me a soda
No I don't
Yes you do
Jinx! You owe me a soda
No I don't
Yes you do