I Need a Miracle

I need a woman bout twice my age
A lady of nobility, gentility and rage
Splendor in the dark, lightning on the draw
Well go right through the book and break each and every law

I got a feeling and it wont go away, oh no
Just one thing then Ill be ok
I need a miracle every day

I need a woman bout twice my height
Statuesque, raven-dressed, a goddess of the night
Her secret incantations, a candle burning blue
Well consult the spirits maybe theyll know what to do

And its real and it wont go away, oh no
I cant get around and I cant run away
I need a miracle every day

I need a woman bout twice my weight
A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her freight
Find her in a sideshow leave her in L.A.
Ride her like a surfer running on a tidal wave

And its real, believe what I say, yeah
Just one thing I got to say
I need a miracle every day

It takes dynamite to get me up
Too much of everything is just enough
One more thing I just got to say
I need a miracle every day,
I need a miracle every day,
I need a miracle every day, (got to be the only way)
I need a miracle