Mister Long Shanks / O Mother

O
Rtf girl
Are you stone?
Let me be your china gnome
Play me on your gramophone
And bury me in your garden

Not today thanks
Mister Long Shanks
I have other fish to fry
To fry
To fry
Fry

Oh mother don't do it again
Oh mother don't do it again
Oh mother don't do it again
Oh mother don't do it again
Oh mother don't do it again
Oh mother don't do it again
Oh mother don't do it again
Oh mother don't do it again

The man in the parlour
The man in the parlour
The man in the parlour
The man in the parlour

You know what he's after
You know what he's after
You know what he's after
You know what he's after

Yer bum titty um Pompidou
How's your father and
Mind how you go

Oh mother don't do it again
Oh mother don't do it again
Oh mother don't do it again
Oh mother don't do it again

The man in the parlour
The man in the parlour
The man in the parlour
The man in the parlour

You know what he's after
You know what he's after
You know what he's after
You know what he's after

Yer bum titty um Pompidou
How's your father and
Mind how you go