Van On Fire

"Michelle!"

"Uh..What?"

"My Internet isn't working, come fix it."

"Oh, and by the way, when you get back from Anchorage, I'm sending your ass to Fat Camp."

"Hey yo' man, after we're done roasting this bitch, lets goto the Super Wal-Mart and get that new Creed Album"

"Ahh yea man, Scott Stapp, that guy's a music genius"

"One of the great minds of our generation..."

"Man, look at that, we're burning this van so good, noone's ever going to figure out what we did."