Punisher

Return to duty corporal punishment
He had the brain that never dies
Return to duty corporal punishment
The cask is emptied every night

He's socially retarded
Tries to get this party started
With brutal and unparalleled insight

What a champion (what a punish)

He hides a dark and seamy history
He keeps so quiet about his past
Not even one confirming photograp
Of each tale more boring than the last

I think he's planning something
Could find out but I cant listen
To long-winded stories with no end

I can see him on the news now
His neighbours never once complained
About the noise of digging in the backyard after midnight
They just thought he was annoying not insane

What a champion, what a way to learn
Mind has started slow, what a way to go
What a punisher, will he ever learn
Wonder when he'll turn, what a punisher

Spent his youth torturing small things
Put his little bro through hell
Only way to get his own back
On the world he saw as failed

Find it so hard to listen
To a guy who's such a creep
No more walking on eggshells
Coz he's gonna put all his friends to sleep