Zomby Woof

Three hundred years ago
I thought I might get some sleep
I stretched myself out onna antique bed
An' my spirit did a midnite creep

You know I'll never sleep no more

Yet it seem to me that it just ain't wise

Didja ever wake up in the mornin'
With a Zomby Woof behind your eyes

Just about as evil as you could be

I am the Zomby Woof
I'm that creature all the ladies been talkin' about

I am the Zomby Woof
They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out

Tellin' you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is
The Zomby Woof

Tellin' you all the Zomby troof
Here I'm is

Reety-awrighty he da Zomby Woof
Reety-awrighty he da Zomby Woof

They said aw-reety
An' they was aw-righty
An' I was a Zomby for you little lady

I got a great big pointed fang
Which is my Zomby toof
My right foot's bigger than my other one is
Like a regular Zomby hoof
If I raid your dormitorium
Don't try to remain aloof

I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all naked
An' do it to you on the roof
Don't mess with the Zomby Woof

I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be

Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof
Here I'm is
The Zomby Woof

Tellin' you all the Zomby Troof
Here I'm is
The Zomby Woof