The Sealed Tuna Bolero

Frank Zappa

This town
This town
Is a sealed tuna sandwich
Sealed tuna sandwich
With the wrapper glued
(With the wrapper glued)
It's by baloney on the rack
Rant-tant-tant
Tant-tant-tant
Tant-tant-tant
It goes for forty cents a whack
It's just a rancid little snack
In a plastic bag
From a matron in La Habra with a blown out crack
Who dies to suck the fringe off of Jimmy Carl Black