St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

Yes indeed, here we are
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the margarine
An' widdled on the bingo cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh ooh
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Hah! Good God! Get off the bus
Where I stole the margarine

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah