Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
Frank Zappa
Theodore Bikel:
Ladies and gentlemen
Chorus:
Two Hundred Motels
Theodore Bikel:
Two Hundred Motels
Life on the road
Theodore Bikel:
Ladies and gentlemen
And here he is
Chorus:
Who?
Theodore Bikel:
Larry the Dwarf
Chorus:
Yay
Theodore Bikel:
Larry likes to dress up funny
Tonight he's dressed up like Frank Zappa
Let's ask him what's the deal
Say