Murder by Numbers

FZ:Alright
Now this afternoon on my way down the elevator we stopped at the lobby and I was introduced to a man named Sting who I'd never met before
And, he's a very nice man
And he came to the show tonight and I just talked to him in the dressing room a little while ago and I said
How would you, Mister Sting, like to come up on stage and perform with us?
Now

Sting:How's this now
It's not in my nature to kick a man when he's down
When I saw the first part of the show I realised I had to come out here and tell you something
Well, four years ago Jimmy Swaggart said this about me
He said this here song by The Police
Murder By Numbers was written by Satan
Performed by the sons of Satan
Beelzebub
Lucifer
The hornèd one
I wrote the fucking song, all right?


Once that you've decided on a killing
First you make a stone of your heart
If you find that your hands are still willing
Then you can turn a murder into art
There really isn't any need for bloodshed
You just do it with a little more finesse

If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess because it's
Murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your A B C
Murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your A B C

Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your very first success
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less
Because a murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more

You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore
Because it's murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your A B C
Murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your A B C
I said murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your A B C
Murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your A B C
Murder by numbers
A B C D E

FZ:Mister Sting ladies and gentlemen
Mister Sting

Ike:Sting

FZ:Thank you
Murder By Numbers
And then, suddenly