Montana

I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental floss

Raisin' it up
Waxin' it down
In a little white box
That I can sell uptown

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental floss

Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
To somebody else
But then on the other hand I would

Keep the wax
'N melt it down
Pluck some floss
'N swish it aroun'

I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top
That's why I'm movin' to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental floss tycoon
Yes I am
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune

I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all
Afternoon

I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
His name is Mightly Little
He's a good hoss
Even though
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Anyway

I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line

With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand

By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental floss
Raisin' my lonely
Dental floss

Well I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night

And then I'd
Get a cuppa coffee
'N give my foot a push
Just me 'n the pygmy pony
Over by the dennil floss bush

'N then I might just
Jump back on
An' ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon
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Movin' to Montana soon
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Movin' to Montana soon
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Movin' to Montana soon
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Movin' to Montana soon
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Movin' to Montana soon
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Movin' to Montana soon
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Movin' to Montana soon
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Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-ty-oh-ty-ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-ty-oh-ty-ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-ty-oh-ty-ay)
Movin' to Montana soon
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