Master Ringo
Frank Zappa
Hermann:
Dear PFIQ
Since you printed my question and photo in issue number twenty-nine PFIQ
I have received many letters.
I'm glad I'm retired so I have plenty of time to answer all.
I finally got rid of the smell
O the deep scrotum piercings
By putting a five thirty-two inches barbell and a five sixteen inches ring.
Now air can get through.
FZ:
Can you stand like that?
Hermann:
Maybe I should read the text one whole, because
Again
Oh
FZ:
Just
Just say now air can get through.
Hermann:
Now air can get through.
Don't ever quit putting out PFIQ, as it is most enjoyable.
I have them all
And go over them many times.
You never had any more of Carl Carroll.
Issue number fourteen I believe?
Keep up the great work.
I don't know what to pierce next.
P.S. Do you use one per cent Xylocaine for deep cock head piercings?
Piercing the head of the cock must be painful.
OOHH!
I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell
But I didn't want the artist to stop.
Master Ringo
Nineteen seventy WIM