Keep It Greasey

Joe:
Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Manx:
Roll it over an' grease it down
I'll drive you through the heart of town

Joe:
Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Manx:
Roll it over an' grease it down
I'll drive you through the heart of town

Joe:
Hey, the good women
They sure has it tough
The good men
Well there ain't enough
All the good girls are lookin' all the time
Good men is something that they can't find
'Cause if they find one miraculously
They try to be lovin' as they can be
If they find one and let him go
Chances are they might not never find one no more

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Manx:
Roll it over an' grease it down
I'll drive you through the heart of town

Joe:
A good lovin' man is hardest to find
A good woman needs to ease her mind
And I know a few that need to ease it behind
All y'gotta do is grease it down
An' everything is fine

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy

Manx:
Roll it over an' grease it down
I'll drive you through the heart of town

Joe:
A girl don't need
No fancy grease
To get herself
Some rump release
Any kind
Of lube will do
Maybe from another
Part o' you
Lube from the North
Lube from the South
Take a little slobber
From the side of your mouth
From your mouth
From your mouth
From your mouth
From your mouth
Roll it over
Grease it down
Here come that crazy
Screamin' sound
(Aah aah-waa-ha-haah)
(Oh no)

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy
Roll it over and grease it down
(Down)
Down
(Dow-hown)
Down
(Dow-how-hown)
Grease it dow-ow-hown
Oh no
Here comes that screamin' sound again