Jewish Princess
Frank Zappa
I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
(La-la-la)
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
(Wee-oo)
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
(Fa!)
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride
I need a hairy little Jewish Princess
(La-la-la)
With a brand new nose
(Oo-ee-oo)
Who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess
(Kss!)
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole
(Ha-ha hee-hee hoo-hoo hoo-hoo ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha)
I want a darling little Jewish Princess
(La-la-la)
Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
(Woo-eee-ooo)
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin'
All up inside
I just want a Princess to ride
Awright, back to the top
(Hi-Yo, Silver! Away!)
Everybody twist!
(Giddup! C'mon! C'mon now!)
(Giddup! Giddup!)
I want a funky little Jewish Princess
(La-la-la)
A grinder, a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish Princess
(Hi-yo)
With titanic tits
(Woah)
And sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(Vapor-lock)
I want a dainty little Jewish Princess
(La-la-la)
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
(Hi-yo)
With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites