In France

Mm-hmm
Yeah

(Down down down in
Down down down in
Down down down in
Down down down in)

We're playin' in a tent
(Down down down in)
It's payin' the rent
(Down down down in)
If you pooch a civilian
(Down down down in)
It's a major event
(Down down down in)
Down in France
Did you hear where that's located?
(Way down)
I say in France
Yeah
Say it's the first thing you hear somethn' like
(Way on down)
And then it smells
(Way on down)
Uh down in France
Ain't that somethn'?
Listen

I say the girls is all salty
(Down down down in)
An' the boys is all sweet
(Down down down in)
I said the food ain't too shabby
(Down down down in)
An' they piss in the street
(Down down down in)
Down in France
Ain't that cold?
(Way down)
Hah, say down in France
Now, now, you know what?
I-I saw 'em walkin', it wou-, it would
(Way on down)
And did they say it
(Way on down)
Uh down in France
(Under France)
Oh yeah
Now you won't believe it

They got the diseases
(Disea-seases)
Like you ain't never seen
(Disea-seases)
I said they got a mystery blow-job
(Disea-seases)
Turn your peter green
(Disea-seases)
Down in France
Ain't that somethin'?
(Way down)
Say down in France
Say, look, I saw the color
I i-it looks just like it was
(Way on down)
And then it turned
(Way on down)
That was down in France
(Under France)
Oh yes, it would
Listen
Look!

They got some coffee
(Co-co-coffee)
Eatin' right through the cup
(Co-co-coffee)
An' when you go ka-ka
(Co-co-coffee)
They make you stand up
(Co-co-coffee)
Down in France
That's where it's located
(Way down)
Uh down in France
(No-now, listen
I ka-ka one time and then I heard it
(Way on down)
And then I went
(Way on down)
That was down in France

Now listen
If you're not careful
(Care-care-careful)
It'll stick to your cheeks
(Care-care-careful)
You'll smell like a native
(Care-care-careful)
For a couple of weeks
(Care-care-careful)
Down in France
Ooh
Somethin' smellin', I guess
(Way down)
Down in France
That's where it were
Listen, I-I smelled it, it went
(Way on down)
A-a-and then it smelled like
(Way on down)
That was down in France
Ooh smell it in front of him

Oh smell your harmonica
Go on smell it son
Uh-huh
Hold your nose
Uh-huh they're comin' too after you

Now we cannot wait
(Wait wait waiting)
Till we go back
(Wait wait waiting)
Gets so exciting
(Wait wait waiting)
When the poodles react
In France
Uh-huh, rough
(Way down in France)
Down in France
I'm talkin' 'bout Bow-Wow
Uh-huh
Say, they-they're rough
(Way on down)
And then they're kinda
(Way on down)
Never try to get yo' peter sucked in France
Merci
Oui
Ow