Flakes

Flakes flakes
Flakes flakes

They don't do no good
They never be workin'
When they oughta should
They waste your time
They're wastin' mine
California's got the most of them
Boy, they got a host of them

Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Yeah swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
They got the flakes

Flakes flakes

They can't fix yer brakes
You ask 'em, where's my motor?
Well, it was eaten by snakes
You can stab 'n shoot 'n spit
But they won't be fixin' it
They're lyin' an' lazy
They can be drivin' you crazy

Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Yeah swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
(Take it away, Bob)

I asked as nice as I could
If my job would
Somehow be finished by Friday
(Hey)
Well, the whole damn weekend
Came 'n went, Frankie
(Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?)
You know what? They didn't do nothin'
But they charged me double for Sunday

Now, you know, no matter what you do
They gonna cheat and rob you
'N then they'll give you a bill
'N it'll get your senses reelin'
And if you do not pay
They got computer collectors
That'll get you so crazy
'Til your head'll go through the ceilin'
Yes it will

I am a moron and this is my wife
She's frosting a cake
With a paper knife
All what we got here's
American made
It's a little bit cheesy
But it's nicely displayed
Well we don't get excited when it
Crumbles 'n breaks
We just get on the phone
And call up some flakes
They rush on over
And wreck it some more
And we are so dumb
They're linin' up at our door
Well, my toilet went crazy
Yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says
Never flush a tampoon
This great information
Cost me half a week's pay
And the toilet blew up
Later on the next day ay-eee-ay
Yeah ay-eee-ay
Yeah ay-eee-ay
Yeah ay-eee-ay
Blew up the next day
Woo-oo

One two three four

Oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
Flakes flakes
Oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
Flakes flakes
Oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
Flakes flakes
Oo-oo, oo-oo-oo

One two three four
Aa-aa aa-aa-aa aa-aa
Dow dow dow
Aa-aa aa-aa-aa aa-aa
Dow dow dow
Aa-aa aa-aa-aa aa-aa
Dow dow dow
Aa-aa aa-aa-aa aa-aa

We are millions 'n millions
We're coming to get you
We're protected by unions
So don't let it upset you
Can't escape the conclusion
It's probably God's will
That civilization
Will grind to a standstill
And we are the people
Who will make it all happen
While yer children is sleepin'
Yer puppy is crappin'
You might call us flakes
Or something else you might coin us
We know you're so greedy
That you'll probably join us

We're coming to get you
We're coming to get you
We're coming to get you
We're coming to get you
We're coming to get you
We're coming to get you
We're coming to get you
We're coming to get you