Dong Work for Yuda
Frank Zappa
Central Scrutinizer:
Hello there
This is the Central Scrutinizer
Joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all the other criminals from the music business
You know
The ones who get caught
It's a horrible place
Painted all green on the inside
Where musicians and former executives take turns snorting detergent and plooking each other
Anyway, listen, while he's in there he meets this guy who used to be a promo man for a major record company, named Bald-Headed John
King of the Plookers
Father Riley B. Jones:
This is the story 'bout
Bald-Headed John
Former Execs:
Dong work for Yuda
Dong, Dong
Father Riley B. Jones:
He talks a lot 'n it's usually wrong
Former Execs:
Dong work for Yuda
Dong, Dong
Father Riley B. Jones:
He said Dong was Wong
'N Wong was Kong
'N Dong work for Yuda
'N John was wrong
Former Execs:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Dong work for Yuda
Dong, Dong
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
He said Dong was Wong
And Wong was Kong
And Dong was Gong
'N John was wrong
Father Riley B. Jones:
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
John's got a sausage that will make you fart
John's got a sausage that will break your heart
Make you fart
And break your heart
Don't bend over if you are smart
He took a little walk to the weenie stand
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
A great big weenie in both his hands
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
He sucked on the end 'til the mustard squirt
He said, Y'all stand back 'cause you might get hurt
Former Execs:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
He said Dong was Wong
Wong was Kong
Kong was Gong
'N John was wrong
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-Headed John:
Make way for the iron soshish
Former Execs:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-Headed John:
I need a dozen towels so the boys can take a shower
Former Execs:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-Headed John:
Bartender, bring me a colada and milk
Former Execs:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-Headed John:
On second thought, make that a water
HtO
Former Execs:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-Headed John:
Falcum
Take me to the falcum
Former Execs:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-Headed John:
I wave my bags
Did you wave your'n
Former Execs:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-Headed John:
Well how much did they wave?
Former Execs:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-Headed John:
Ah'm almost two kilometers tall
Former Execs:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-Headed John:
This girl must be praketing richcraft
Former Execs:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Bald-Headed John:
Don't worry about the faggot
I'll take care of the faggot
Former Execs:
Sorry John
Sorry better
Try it again
Try it again
Try it again
Try, try, try again
Try it again
Try it again
Try, try, try again
...
Bald-Headed John:
Your Pomona is very extinct
Yeah, I studied with the Dong of Tokyo
'N also with the oriental Kato
My body contain uh water
I just loves the way these Copenhagens talks
Driver, McDoodle
Soshish
Salima
Salami
That look like that stuff Freckles lets out
Once a mumfth
Central Scrutinizer:
He's getting tired from bending over
But we tried to warn him
Didn't we?
Okay, Joe
You asked for it
Here comes The Big One