Crew Slut
Frank Zappa
But one night, at the Social Club meeting
Mary didn't show up
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass
To see some big rock group for free
Hey hey hey all you girls in these industrial towns
I know you're prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta try
A little friendly advice
And be a crew slut
Hey, you'll love it
Be a crew slut
It's a way of life
Be a crew slut
See the world
Don't make a fuss
Just get on the bus
Crew slut
Add water makes its own sauce
Be a crew slut
So you don't forget, call before midnite tonite
The boys in the crew
Are just waiting for you
You never get to move around
You never go nowhere
I know yer prob'ly gettin' tired
Of all the guys out there
You always wondered what it's like
To go from place to place
So darlin' take a little ride
On the mixer's face
Be a crew slut
Just follow the magic footprints
Be a crew slut
Hey you'll love it
Be a crew slut
It's a way of life
I ain't gonna squash it
And you don't need to wash it
Crew slut
Hey, I'll buy you a pizza
Be a crew slut
Of course I'll introduce you to Warren
The boys in the crew
Are only waiting for you
Well you been to Alabama, girl
'N Georgia too
'N all the boys in the crew
Is bein' good to you
I know you're sayin' to yourself
This is the way to go
'Cause when you need a little extra
They will give you some mo'
'Cause you're the crew slut
Mary:
A-ha ha
I'm into leather
Larry:
That's good
Road Crew Chorus:
Crew slut
Larry:
A lot of the boys in the crew
Love leather
Mary:
And rubber
Road Crew Chorus:
Crew slut
Larry:
Yeh, they like rubber too
Shrink-tubing
With a hair dryer
Road Crew Chorus:
Trade your spot on the bench
For a guy with a wrench
And be a crew slut
Mary:
A-ha ha ha, ha ha ha
Larry:
You like that, huh?
Mary:
A-ha ha ha
Road Crew Chorus:
Crew slut
Larry:
I told you you'd love it
Mary:
A-ha ha
Larry:
It's a way of life
Mary:
A-ha ha
Road Crew Chorus:
The guys in the crew
Have got a present for you
Mary:
A present for me?
Larry:
We got a present for you
Mary:
Whaddya got?
Whaddya gonna give me?
Larry:
It looks just like a Telefunken U-47
Mary:
Ha ha ha
Larry:
You'll love it
Mary:
With leather?
Eh errr, eh eh
This is the central scrutinizer again
And so Mary was enticed away from Joe
By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket
Lured into a life of sleazery
With the entire road crew of some
Famous rock group
(I don't know whether it was really Toad-O
I don't know
I'll check it out)
Again we see
Music causing
Big trouble