All The Hype

In the beginning was the hype
The loud fanfare as I grabbed the mic
Suckah M. C.'s stepped with no clout
Don't quit your day job or your paper route
Fantastic and so spastic
Dope drop rhymes like sonic booms
That's the kind of hype that could clear this room

I got the hype so big, it's stacked so high
Other M. C.'s just stand and cry
Brad slapped your Mama, your Mama asked "why?"
When Brad says "hype", you do or die
Implausible, impossible
We drop dope rhymes like sonic booms
That's the kind of hype that could clear this room

The packaging is nice
We're building it to sell
Call all your people in Hollywood and Nashville
It's one in a million, in fact we broke the die
It's all of the hype that your money can buy

It's the fattest rhymes, it's the biggest hype
My name is Reese, don't call me Mike
This song is good, don't ask me why
It's all of the hype that your money can buy
Falsified, unjustified
Drop dope rhymes like sonic booms
That's the kind of hype that could clear this room

It's so wrong, so far from true, in secret, I'm just like you