Incommunicado

I'd be really pleased to meet ya
If only I could remember your name
But I got problems with my memory
Ever since I got a winner in the fame game
I'm a citizen of Legoland travel incommunicado
And I don't give a damn for the Fleet Street aficionados

But I don't want to be the backpage interview
I don't want launderette anonymity
I want my handprints in the concrete on Sunset Boulevard
A dummy in Tussaud's you'll see

Incommunicado
Incommunicado
Incommunicado
Incommunicado

I'm a Marquee veteran
A multi-media bonafide celebrity
I've got an allergy to Perrier
Daylight and responsibility
I'm a rootin'-tootin' cowboy
A Peter Pan with street credibility
Always taking the point with
The dawn patrol fraternity

Sometimes it seems like I've been here before
When I hear opportunity, well it's kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity
Call it deja vu
I just put my faith in destiny
It's the way that I choose

But I don't want to be a tin can tied
To the bumper of a wedding limousine
Or currently residing in the where-are-they-now file
A toupée on the cabaret scene
I wanna do adverts for American Express cards
Talk shows on prime time TV
A villa in France
My own cocktail bar
And that's where you're gonna find me

Incommunicado
Incommunicado
Incommunicado
Incommunicado
It's the only way

Sometimes it seems like I've been here before
When I hear opportunity, well it's kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity
Call it deja vu
I just put my faith in destiny
It's the way that I choose

Incommunicado
Incommunicado
Incommunicado
Incommunicado
It's the only way

In-com-mu-nicado
In-com-mu-nicado
In-com-mu-nicado
In-com-mu-nicado

In-com-mu-nicado
In-com-mu-nicado
In-com-mu-nicado
In-com-mu-nicado
Is the only way