Products

They come in cardboard boxes.
They come in plastic tubes.
They come in every color.
They're on the evening news.

Products.
I'm in love with products.

I see them on the TV.
They're scattered on my floor.
They bring me satisfation.
I've got to get some more.

Oh, products
I'm so in love with products.
I'm so in love with products.
I'm so in love with...

They make my car run better.
They make my grass turn green.
They make me smart and sexy.
They get my toilet clean.

I can't be happy without products.
Products
Products
Products

So happy I could die.