Rain Man

You find me offesive?
I find you offensive for findin' me offensive
Hence, if I should draw the line of offenses
If so to what what extent of
Any shit I do
'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom
On the defensive
They say I cause extensive psychological nerve damage to the brain
When I go on a length
It's all at other people's expenses
I say you're all just too goddamn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's downright blasphemous
Let's end this shit now 'cause I won't stand for it
And Christopher Reeve won't sit for it either
And let's clear this up, too
I ain't got no beef with him, either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I
Had one of those twenty-five cent stickers on my refridgerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth musta put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault 'cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Super
Man, and how ironic
That I'd be the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic

'Cause I ain't got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi, my name is
I forgot my name
My aim was not to become what I became
At this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is
Rain Man

Now in the Bible it says
"Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given consent to join in
Then of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sex
Which isn't as bad
As long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during, or after
Performing the act, that which
Is normally referred to as such
More commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derrogatory way"
But, who's to say
What's fair to say
And what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre, (What up?) I got a question if I may (Yeah)
Is it gay
To play
Putt-putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
Up, wait, I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hut-hut
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant, it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped
And his penis went in
His teeny-tiny little round hiny
And he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched
Just a little bit?
And I don't mean to go into any more details, but
What if he pictured it as a female's butt?
Is that gay?
I just need to clear things up
'Till then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because

I ain't got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi, my name is
I forgot my name
My aim was not to become what I became
At this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is
Rain Man

You find me offensive?
I find you offensive, shit
This is the same verse
I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
My spider-sense is
Telling me Spider-man is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whip-ass canister
Goddamn it Dre, where's the goddamn beat (Yeah)
Anyway, I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic
Demonic, yup, yup, don't worry, I'm on it
I got it
High-fived Nick Lachey
Stuck a pin in Jessica's head
And walked away
And as she blew around the room like a balloon I
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can and soon I
Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut-butter-jelly-chicken tuna sandwich
And I don't even gotta make no goddamn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

'Cause I ain't got no legs
Or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi, my name is
I forgot my name
My aim was not to become what I became
At this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is
Rain Man