Jeremy Bender

Jeremy Bender was a man of leisure
Took his pleasure in the evening sun
Laid him down in a bed of roses
Finally decided to become a nun

Talked with the sister
And spoke in a whisper
Threatened to fist her if she
Didn't come clean
Jumped on the mother
Just like a brother
Asked one another
If the other's a queen

Diggin' the sister
She was a mister
Shouldn't have kissed her
But he couldn't say no
Wanted to leave her
Couldn't believe her
So he picked up his suitcase
And decided to go

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