Wanker

I've got no walking rimes
I ain't fuckin mike-d
I got no cd
You know got no flying v
Foolin' around with a cheesy strat
Yeah!!!
Ain't got no big muff
Got no pro co rat
I got my chickenhead
Cranked up to twelve
I want a twanky sound
Asian
Born and bred
I don't have a fax
I just use the wax
I don't play heavy metal but I love Anthrax
I ain't fuckin Jimi Hendrix
Got no Little Wing
I can make you burn
But I can't make you sting
Got peyote dreams in the night yeah!!!
I can't find no doctor
Set me right
I don't say bullshit
Don't give no free line
I got no proper stuff, I got no shoeshine
I like a Band named Rollins
I hate Phil Collins
I don't give a fuck if the Stones are Rolling

This is the stuff
The facts
Let's make an act
Break through your level
Don't play the rebel

You know I ain't no wanker
I got to resist
I get a regular dose
From your waiting list
You know I ain't no saint
No damn funky monk
Take me home honey, I'm a
Monkey bonk
Give you a little ring
With my jum-jum thing
Talk me on the phone
Get on the zone (zone)
I never said nigga
Don't make it bigger
I'm just like you
So why pull the trigger

This is the stuff
The facts
Let's make an act
Break through your level
Don't play the rebel

This is the stuff
The facts
Let's make an act
Break through your level