One Hundred Percent Free

My friends may be right,
there might be somethin' 'bout
somethin' 'bout,
the way that you look at me
like I'm bound to fail.

Your friends may be right,
there might be somethin' 'bout
somethin' 'bout,
the way that I look at you
like you're on sale.

But we've only test driven each other
once or twice.
I'm fairly certain that we both thought
that it was nice.

I know you think I'm strange.
I'm as flaky as an onion peel.
But for me this has got to be,
the greatest deal.

One Hundred Percent,One Hundred Percent Free.
One Hundred Percent,One Hundred Percent Free.

I went to the meat market yesterday,
and thought there must be somethin' for
somethin' for,
for me I got no one to share my ham sandwich with.

I saw you chassé down the aisle a little way.
I said there must be somethin' for
somethin' for,
a guy like me.
A guy without a tan.

I understand the makings of a man and what it feels like to be alone.
But there you were getting like the new popcicles that never show.
I put you in my shoppin' cart right next to a box of oatmeal.
For me this has go to be,
the greatest deal.

One Hundred Percent,One Hundred Percent Free.
One Hundred Percent,One Hundred Percent Free.
I know a great deal when I see one in front of me.
One Hundred Percent,One Hundred Percent Free.

(that is delicious)

One Hundred Percent,One Hundred Percent Free.
One Hundred Percent,One Hundred Percent Free.
I know a great deal when I see one in front of me.
One Hundred Percent,One Hundred Percent Free.
One Hundred Percent,One Hundred Percent Free.
My friends may be right,
there might be somethin' 'bout
somethin' 'bout,
the way that you look at me
like I'm bound to fail.


(give me somethin' for free...free...free that)