We've Got a Bigger Problem Now
Dead Kennedys
Last call for alcohol
Last call for freedom of speech
Drink up, happy hour is now enforced by law
And don't forget our house special,
It's called the Tricky Dicky Screwdriver
It's one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple kool aid
And a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain we got in the back storeroom
Happy trails to you
I am emperor Ronld Reagan
Born again with fascist cravings
Still you made me president
Human rights are going away
I am now your Shah today
Now I command all of you
Your kids are gonna pray in school
I'll make sure they're Chrsitians too
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California
Ku Klux Klan will control you
still you think it's natural
Nigger knockin' for the master race
still you wear the happy face
Close your eyes can't happen here
Alexander Haig is near
Vietnam won't come back you say
Join the army or you will pay
Join the army or you will pay
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California
Just relax: have a few more pretzels
A little more MSG
Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV
Lock your doors, Close your mind
It's time for the two-minute warning
Welcome to 1984!
Are you ready for the third world war
you too will meet the secret police
they'll draft you and they'll jail your niece
Come quietly to boot camp
We'll shoot you dead make you a man
Don't you worry it's for a cause
Feeding global corporations' claws
Die on our brand new poison gas
El Salvador or Afghanistan
Making money for president Reagan
Making Money for President Reagan
And for the friends of President Reagan
California Uber Alles
California Uber Alles
Uber Alles California
Uber Alles California