Dear Mrs. Applebee
David Garrick
Dear Mrs. Applebee
Dear Misses Applebee
I gotta get something off my chest
Misses Applebee, you?ve got the wrong idea about me
Misses Applebee, you told Marie she couldn?t go
With me because you heard that I was bad
Misses Applebee, please hear my plea
Don?t you know that anyone can change
Misses Applebee?
And for Marie I?d even swim the sea Misses Applebee
I?m begging you to please be kind I want a chance
To change your mind about me, Misses Applebee
Dear Misses Applebee
I know that I once made some bad mistakes
Misses Applebee
But that was long before I met Marie
Misses Applebee, I?ll make you glad as you can be
And you?ll be proud to see Marie with me
Misses Applebee, Misses Applebee...