Muriel the Actor

She, got my number and she - chasing me so far
Me, out of slumber, I can do with no faux-pas
Mixed-up and bleeding, I's high on beleiving
It's all surreal
Slip on a T-shirt, me - gotta look so cool
Me Biba braces are making me so cruel
She, dinosaur and me, her he-whore
Sleep Muriel

And see her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
This Muriel the actor she's rapping
Muriel the actor she's rapping ping ping
Oh lo la la

She, dressed to kill and me, looking so jolly
I know she will she's a lady of folly
She's seventeen, oh you know what I mean
She's a circus girl
Across the ring on a gay light fantastic
For anything, oh she'll bust her elastic
She so inviting, I given up fighting
I'm all in a whir-whirl

And see her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
It's Muriel the Actor she's rapping
It's Muriel the Actor she's rapping
Da do do do
Mm mm

And see her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
And see her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
It's Muriel the Actor she's laughing
It's Muriel the Actor she's laughing, ping ping
Mm

A superman in a comical moment
Jump through the fan, you're the inhuman showman
Oh hear the roar of the crowd call for more
So gullible
Me, took ma band on the road for a lift up
She took my hand and she said "never give up"
Oh schizophrenia, I know you, I been yer
So subtle
La la

And see her move so right in her big baggy strides
And her golden top made of satin
A-see her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss
This is Muriel the Actor she's rapping
It's Muriel the Actor she's rapping, yeah yeah
Muriel the Actor she's rapping, baby yeah
Muriel the Actor she's rapping - ga do
Mm
Do be do da da da
Do be do d'n do do do
Wo-o-o-oh be do do do do be do
Da ba da ba da ba do da da
Wa-aa-aa de do do do be do do do
Oo boo be doop de doop doop de doop do
Oh she's that sweet Muriel
Do do do do do do daba
Do do do-doop do
Woh oh oh oh do la la la la
Do be do be do be do do do
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