Mirror Freak

Oh exhibition yourself, we'll hold a show on the shelf
'Cos we can feel a change is on the way
You're not a skin or a spiv
Boy who are you trying to kid
You're jolly handsome, super, wizard, okay?
Would you resort to telling all your friends lies
When they can see right through your flimsy disguise?
We all consider you far out
So there can be a little doubt
You're gonna make it in a big, big way

Oh, we can feel a new existence beginning
And the yobs have made a go at forgiving
And the new man he appears to be winning
Oh what a shame, such a bore

Oh and I don't wanna turn on tonight-night-night
I said I don't wanna turn on tonight-night-night
I said I don't wanna turn on toni-ee-ight
I said I don't wanna turn on tonight

You pat your hand in the air
And when they ask you say yeah
And they'll be happy to believe you're both kinds
Then shake a fist or a leg
And prove the image is dead
Or the chances are you'll rip up their minds
Oh you're too cute to be a big rock star
But if you're cool you may not push it too far
Oh just believe in yourself
And take a tip from the elf
And sing a boogie to the image fatale

Oh, we can feel a new existence beginning
And the yobs have made a go at forgiving
And the new man he appears to be winning
Oh what a shame, it's such a bore

Oh and I don't wanna turn on tonight-night-night
I said I don't wanna turn on tonight-night-night
I, I don't wanna turn on toni-ee-ight
I said I don't wanna turn on tonight

You feel Loretta's deep breaths
You put a hand on her breasts
You feel her come on like some movie-star chick
You slide you body across
You fight so hard to be boss
But sweet Loretta, she knows all the tricks
So you perform like it's your very last show
You turn her on but she's never gonna know
Then you can shuffle your hips
Or M-M-Mae West your lips
But you're the same old thing we've always known

Oh, we can feel a new existence beginning
And the yobs have made a go at forgiving
And the new man he appears to be winning
Oh what a shame, he's such a bore

Oh and I don't wanna turn on tonight-night-night
I said I, I don't wanna turn on tonight-night-night
I said I don't wanna turn on toni-ee-ight
I said I don't wanna turn on tonight

I said I don't wanna turn on tonight-night-night
You know I don't wanna turn on tonight-night-night
I said I don't wanna turn on tonight-night
I don't wanna turn on tonight