Biggest & the Best

nobody is perfect, but i'm pretty fuckin close
and i'm here to give you more
than your heavenly dose
i think you'd better listen
cuz i know who you are
and i think that you should treat me
like a superstar
because i'm more than just a human,
i'm a gift to all of you
and i'm here to make sure
that my message gets through
i wonder if you're really
all as dumb as you look
or are you smart enough
to learn the reason my book
i hope you understand
that the knowledge i bring
puts me in the position of a god or a king
cuz i'm blessed with the gift
of the magic touch
and i wouldn't say that i'm askin for too much
all you hafta do is
get down on your knees and pray
and i promise you the remedy is on its way
but you can never be like me,
so don't waste your time
because i reign supreme
and my position is divine

what's wrong with being self-possesed?
nobody's satissfied with being second best
i got the gift and i know that i'm pressed
and i gotta get it off my chest

i'm the biggest, the best
better than the rest
better than the rest

i'm not afraid of comptetition
cuz i know that i'm the best
and you haven't got a chance
to even pass my little test
even if you wanted to,
you couldn't pay the price
there ain't no (???) in my perfect
paradise
cuz (???) always (???) upon the
weight of your success
so i'll make sure the i get the most and
nothing less
if i love myself then
everyone will love me, too
and there's nothing you can do for me
that i can't do

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so i drop in to my cave and
i enjoy a little steak
even if you can't afford it,
i still make you pay
so you'd better come and get it and
enjoy it while you can
don't tell me that you're dumb enough to
think i give a damn
i couldn't care less about what you achieve
and there's only one thing that you
have to believe
the only thing important that you have
to understand
is that no matter what you say,
i'm still a god i really am!

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