Group Girl

On a golden golf course
Dressed in PVC
Chanced to meet a golf girl
Selling cups of tea
She asked me did I want one
Asked me with a grin
Threepence you can have one
Full right to the brim

So of course I had to buy one
In fact I ordered three
So I could watch the golf girl
Could see she fancied me
Then later on the golf course
After drinking tea
It started raining golf balls
And she protected me

Her name was Pat
And we sat
Under a tree
She kissed me
Kissed me three kisses
And this is what bliss is
She became my missus
We had a son
Named Jason
And he's only one
We go for walks
In fine weather
All together
On the golf course

Standing on a golf course
Dressed in PVC
I chanced upon a golf girl
Selling cups of tea
Asked me did I want one
Asked me with a grin
For twopence you can have one
Full right to the brim

So of course I had to have one
In fact I ordered three
So I could watch the golf girl
Could see she fancied me
Later on the golf course
After drinking tea
It started raining golf balls
And she protected me

Her name was Pat
And we sat
Under a tree
She kissed me