Short Skirt/Long Jacket

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut and
eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack
she's playing with her jewlery
she's putting up her hair
she's touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long...jacket

I want a girl who gets up early (gets up early!)
I want a girl who stays up late (stays up late!)
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity (uninterrupted!)
who uses a machete to cut through red tape

with fingernails that shine like justice (hey, ho!)
and a voice that is dark like tinted glass (hey, ho!)
she is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack (hey, ho!)
she's touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long...long...jacket

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
at Citibank we will meet accidently
we'll start to talk when she borrows my pen

she wants a car with a cupholder armrest
she wants a car that will get her there
she's changing her hame from Kitty to Karen
she's trading her MG for a white Chrystler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long...jacket