Old and Unprofessional

I got seven gallons in my tank
That's enough to get me back to Queens so I can write this song

I got $300. I can pay rent this month
Oh my god! It's just enough
Oh my god! I'm all grown up

Burritos, malt liquor, Katamari, broken tuner
Two days. Three bones times one oh oh
Oh my god!

HOORAY for the young professionals!
We'll stay out of your way. We will give you the world
We will find an easy way to live life far away from you
Give head. Get ahead. Play dirty, not fair
Be a billionaire. Be a jillion... uh... aire
But you'll all be same until you're old and unprofessional like me

- Get a job
- Try having fun