All Alone in My Big Lonely Apartment

You got a new medicine
100 Movie channels on television
We can use it as evidence
Of why I don't have any more friends

I got a big comfortable couch
That seems a lot bigger when it seats just one
I got a new video game
And playing on your own is almost fun

1, 000 Square feet for the one and only
Who cares about size when it's big and lonely?
Cutting my teeth on the biggest parties
Who cares about life when it's big and lonely?