Pennsylvania

We are cop rock, we are Screech
We are Z Cavaricci
We are laser-removed
Tasmanian Devil Tattoos
We are third string, we are Puck
We are special people's club
We are the half shirts with
Irreverent Spring Break Top Ten Lists

We are Munson, we are squat
We are flashing twelve o'clock
We are spread-out butt cheeks
Pulled apart so just the air leaks

We are Ishtar
We are TaB
We are "No Right Turn On Red"
We are the mustaches the Beatles grew when they dropped acid

You are the heart-dotted I
In the word "Apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanos are

I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a Suburu that was
Registered in Pennsylvania

We are Zima
We are barf
We are cinder block yard art
We are Baldwin brothers
Not the good one but the others

We are Amway
We are Shemp
We are Sir David of Brent
We are the queef after, a pornstar breaks a gangbang record

You are the heart-dotted I
In the word "Apologize"
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanos are

I am the heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a Suburu that was
Registered in Pennsylvania

Do you even know what a Wawa is?
Girl
Do you even know what a Wawa is?
(repeat)

I'm in a state of P fucking A...