Mutt

He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb
She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds
He's not that old, I've been told a strong sexual goal
He goes out everyday she goes every way, oh yeah
They don't even care at all

She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically
Been starved for attention before

She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell
He took the seat off his own bike because the way that it felt
He wants to bone this I know she is ready to blow
They go out every night his pants are super tight, oh yeah
They don't even care at all

She's open waiting for more
(She's open waiting for more)
And I know he's only looking to score
(He's only looking to score)
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically
Been starved for attention before

She's open waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they've typically
Been starved for attention before
(Take off your pants!)

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Tom: We really love each other, we are the best of friends
Fuck Mark, Travis... you guys mean a lot to me man. You know
What I mean? He needs some ointment. Hey, I think every single
Pharmasutical drug should be, uh, in oinment form, and it can
Only go on your balls. Ya know, like, if you have a cold, you
Gotta rub ointment on your balls